Lo-An-Be-Hold

Alright b'ys, it's been some spell again wha? Hubby was home tarmentin (bugging) me again and stuff you knows right!! So now that he's gone to work again, "Lard Dyin." (Sigh... or disappointment) i got to get back into the swing of life as a mudder again "right".

But i'm some exhausted from catching up on outside world while he was home. And b'ys i even scratched me itch to make a cake and made a "sick" (awesome) 4 teir cake for da b'ys too dig into out in da shed "right." Oh an on top of all that fun stuff, our bathroom got gutted cuz the old tub was leaking... Suprise Reno!!! Yay....... NOT YAY!!

So anyways i took two days after he went away to work to just catch up with my self. I didn't move my ass off the couch other than too feed me and the youngsters, or too douse us all in a bit of soapy water "right." (give us a quick bath/wash) i gets up (wake up) this morning and OMG i thought to my self no matter how exhausted i am this house is getting discussing... ""YOU GOT TO CLEAN"" so i spends all day cleaning just to get the house to a point where i can detail clean tomorrow. TOMORROW??? Yeah like how in the name of god did my house get so distroyed in just two days.

What i should of done was, take a picture of the house after the two days and sent it to my S/O and said here!!! Here's proof of what i do around here! This is what happens when, all my give a shit's have been used and i do NOTHING!!! I hope i've hit the reset button, and can maybe try to keep up on it all... I mean like seriously once every three months i have to take a day or so and reset.

So this is why I've been neglecting ya's b'ys. Right now i am sipping on my third glass of Cherry Whiskey and Pepsi.. Singles... doubles... and or triples... that's for your imagination. But i was thinking to my self i want to blog and need to blog. But i'm feeling tipsy so i'll just put a post on the facebook page telling everyone a new blog is coming soon... and we'll "lo-an-be-hold" (actually) it turned into an actual blog. Instead of a hey ya'll i loves ya, stay tuned message.

I was thinking to my self??? "How in the name of god am i going to wright a blog here now?" I just got unexpectedly tipsy! I'll never be able to keep a story "straight" (together) but eh b'ys if i must say so my self. This blog turned "up" (out) alright! If there's one thing to know about a newfie, Liquor em up, and the accent comes out... And we'll i love how much of it came out tonight...

Maybe drinks while writing every other blog?? Could be intresting... But remeber b'ys... I got no filter "as it is" (now) "right." So "my son" only god knows what "could come outta me right." ( i could say ) But that's all i got for ya's "da night." (tonight) I'm some "parched" (thirsty) here "da night" Just drinking this cherry pepsi like water. So ya know's whats happening "right?" I'm going on to bed. "der now." Sweet dreams my "lover's." (friends)